Saturday, April 17, 2010

Thoughts from a traffic-mired taxi

When you need to go to the bathroom and there isn't one in sight...no
matter how long you've 'held' it...no matter how many miles you've
traveled under the mounting pressure...when you come within range of the target, the last 20 feet are the most excruciating.

The human ass can detect proximity. In all of history, never has a more accurate homing beacon been devised than the rectum.

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