Itinerant's Law #33: You are likely to be the only "expert" in the airport's Expert Traveler security line.
Provenance: Any airport where they give a person the ability to
qualify themselves as an expert in anything.
Example: The "expert" in front of me had to go through the metal
detector 3 separate times to remove from his pockets, in order: a lighter (TSA alert?), 4 individual serving Advil packets, and finally about $2.73 in loose change.
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