Saturday, April 24, 2010

Itinerant's Law #41

Itinerant's Law #41: The shorter the flight, the greater your
frustration with airport inefficiencies.

Provenance: Flights between St. Louis and Chicago

Basis: Arrival time at airport before flight: 2 hours; seat assignment
due to flight being oversold: middle; t-shirt on the guy sitting next
to you: "Northwestern Football Bench Press Champion 2008; time spent at baggage claim due to overhead space being full: 40 minutes; actual flight time: 47 minutes. Temper: red-line and rising.

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